LYNN
ZEELENBERG'S
20 QUESTIONS
June
29, 2000. All actors like a chance to embarrass their director.
Tonight, we take a shot at Lynn. The
questions are candid, and asked by the rest of the crew. If you have a
question for Lynn or another cast member, ask it on our Feedback
page.
Q. Why do you need a drink to start 20
Questions?
A. Talk flows easier with a beer in your
hand.
Q. If you could direct any play, what would
your choice be?
A. I'd like to go back to the basics, Hamlet.
Q. Lazy Boy or Chez Lounge?
A. Lazy Boy. Chez Lounges collapse
too easy.
Q. What is the best theatre you've seen?
A. Heaven, by George Walker.
I was surprized by it.
Q. If you had to be attacked by a cinematic
villain, which one would it be?
A. Hannibal Lector. You know he'd
do it in style and he'd have a nice Chianti.
Q. Who would you like to cook dinner for?
A. I'd like to be able to cook
dinner. You should know my culinary talent.
Q. If you could portray any famous woman in
history, who would you choose?
A. Josephine Bonaparte - after reading The
Many Lives and Secret Sorrows of Josephine B.
Q. What would your name be if you were a piece
of Ikea furniture?
A. Fuc-a-don-know... A lamp.
Q. Who would make you star struck?
A. Merryl Streep, she's the best actor
out there.
Q. If you could be one of Snow White's dwarfs,
which one would you be?
A. The 8th one - Denial - self
explanatory.
Q. Anteater or helmet?
A. First choice anteater, second, helmet.
Q. What animal would you be?
A. Henrietta the Heyena! I'd
promote good times and laughter!
Q. Tell us about your first crush.
A. It was one of my dad's friends.
He was this cool guy. He asked me questions, and he was the exact age as
my dad. I never realized how cool my dad was.
Q. What is your first memory?
A. My most vivid memory is first day of
Kindergarten. My Gram dropped me off and she was going to pick me
up. When it came time to leave, all the other kids were walking and I wanted
to walk. I got to ride in a police car and the principal's car and he had
a car phone. My parents were totally freaked out.
Q. Most erotic sexual position?
A. Yes!
Q. What kind of band would you start?
A. A kick ass rock band, with excellent
vocals, lots of progression. I'm an angry young woman.
Q. What colour makes you feel most alive?
A. I love blue. It sounds lame, but
it can be very calming, or very dark or very bright. It's a life giving
colour.
Q. What family member would you like to
emulate?
A. My grandmother. She was a single
mom in the 50's. She's cool, vibrant, awesome - still!
Q. If you could spend the weekend anywhere in
the world, where would you go?
A. Egypt. I've never been.
I'd love to see the pyramids - to see the contrast between how small and young I
am in this universe.
Q. What is your motto?
A. The only big problems in life
include the words "indictment" or "inoperable." Everything
else is small stuff.
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